Nymphomania - they have a solution for that too lol

Continuation from the previous post .

So I decided to pull out the instruction sheet from the box and after reading through it thoroughly , I totally regretted it .

Should never have read it . You'll soon know why .

Reminds me of the first question the first jamu seller I ever came into contact with posed to me .

" Dah kahwin ke belum ? "

( Are you married or single )

I told him and he gave me very simple instructions . 2 pills every day except during your period .

Simple . 

Now , let me translate the above to you very roughly

1.  Take 2 pills twice a day, to maintain your health , shapely figure , vitality and sex life

2.  Take 3 pills twice a day , during your menstruation period , to reduce pain , bloating as well as act as a diuretic

3. Take 3 pills twice a day , for perfect vaginal health

4. Take 3 pills three times a day , for 40 days in a row if you have just given birth . Follow it up with a regular dose of 3 pills twice a day , after that initial stage .

5. Take 3 pills 3 times daily, if your period is late . Continue until your period is back on schedule .

6. Take 2 pills , 2 hours before you intend to get some sleep , if you are a nymphomaniac overflowing with love juices so to speak lol lol lol 

7. If you are as dry as a cobweb , this is your female viagra . Take 1 or 2 pills in the morning , or 4 hours before ....er....action .

Note :

- Not to be consumed during pregnancy .

- If this makes you more horny or less horny as you intended it to work , then it is working

OH MY GOD . HOW HAVE I BEEN EATING THIS ALL THIS WHILE ?