Showing posts with label Indonesian jamu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indonesian jamu. Show all posts

Friday 26 August 2016

Nymphomania - they have a solution for that too lol



Continuation from the previous post .

So I decided to pull out the instruction sheet from the box and after reading through it thoroughly , I totally regretted it .
Should never have read it . You'll soon know why .

Reminds me of the first question the first jamu seller I ever came into contact with posed to me .
" Dah kahwin ke belum ? "
( Are you married or single )
I told him and he gave me very simple instructions . 2 pills every day except during your period .

Simple . 





Thursday 25 August 2016

Mistaken for a cewek




Was with this friendly ibu from Sumatra when she WhatsApped her daughter and told her that she was with a cewek . 

I looked around . Surely she can't be referring to me  ?
" Shiapa cewek yang mama bilang di sana ya ? "
Her eyebrows shot upwards , she pointed her finger towards me and said to me in English 
" You ! " 
and then proceeded to slap my arm .

Oh gosh you know this type of ibu eh ? She wants to be the ibu to every cewek and boy will she rise to the occasion for you .

Anyway , I did explain to her once again as to how old I was , since I thought that maybe she was trying to butter me up .
Much later , she asked me which college I was attending .

Get outta here !! 
Oh my . She really means it ?

Of course not everyone can be fooled but if you wanna fool some people like that Ibu , just to give your ego a boost lol , take 2 of these pills daily .