G Hotel - Penang ( Part 1 )

It's about to be CNY...

......and there are lots of single, stylish ladies checking in here for a spot of indulgence available next door.

 While mavens with kids however, choose to abandon their brood to their own wits, at the pool that clearly states 

" No lifeguard on duty"

No brainer this. 

See how deep the infinity pool is ?

Yea. You know what I'm getting at. 
Not saying that the hotel is at fault, but which shopaholic parent is crazy enough to let the pool babysit their kids ?
Two different families. One Malay, another Chinese thought it to be safe enough.
 

 Head up to my room.

Spacious but quite worn out.

Flat screen TV is seriously tiny for a room this size.

Maybe it's their way of 'inducing' romance.

The view however is something else.

Not bad, seeing that this is just the fifth floor.

Mattress - rock hard.

Second honeymoon activities will crash land, literally speaking

Minimalist decor .

Don't "get" the anthurium hangers.

Same goes for this panel.

Blankness.

Bathroom feels a little more luxurious until I discover that the shower is doorless.

Crap. 

Super duper hate this.

 The only thing I liked, was the soap dish.

Until I removed the soap and found that the dish had chipped.

Causing the seeds beneath to turn brown and sprout some kind of petrifying culture..

YUCKS @@ !!!!

At this point, nothing much seems to matter.

Not the bathrobe nor the paper bag.

Nor the fact that everything in the minibar is F.O.C.

Best thing about the room :

Very good wifi for every gadget you have.

Very good free toothbrush.
Good shampoo. 

Good toilet paper. 
Hot water works.

Bad point :

Exceptionally bad mobile telco reception.

Toilet that quarter flushes. 
Rock hard mattress.

Location : Gurney Drive