Pulau Tikus dialogue jokes

1. Since no amount of protests could change his complete and utter faith in the obviously failed one way system, some people are reasoning that "The Professional " has got to be an electrical circuit board engineer . 

2. The Volunteer corps were not primarily there to direct traffic or maintain order. In reality, they were super cheap bodyguards assigned to protect the councillors from the attendees wrath and fury.

3. All panel members went home believing that " The Protestors " are a fraction and just a minority. Major condolences to those fools.

4. After the shouting residents somehow triggered the Richter scale , everyone wondered how the panel members managed to stay calm. Their secret : WeeWeeDrive diapers

5. The dialogue was an unapolegetic CATastrophe Dogged by failure to understand locality and humanity with not an ounce of humility 

6. Before the election we were all referred to as " The Rakyat ". Now we know they actually see us as " The Unprofessionals "

7. To a question on how whether they actually posess the funds to carry out all the new proposals mooted, a smart alec retorted " Of course they do ! Just SAMAN some more lah ! " 

8. 

Patient : " Have you found a reason for my severe constipation and chronic indigestion ?" 

 Doctor : " No. There's absolutely nothing wrong with you ". 

Patient : "Impossible , check again "

Doctor : " What did you eat before this problem cropped up ? "

Patient " Alright, alright, I'll admit, I couldn't stomach the unfair accusations hurled by members of public at an open air dialogue "

The doctor prescribed him prickly heat powder,enemas and first aid plasters for his Butthurt.

9. Participants were told that the island had too many cars. That the One way system was neccessary to help ease the traffic flow. They shot back " Then why are you planning on building a tunnel to bring more cars in ? "

10. In the beginning of the dialogue, Penangites were " adviced " by YB Yap, not to use foul language . I Think she forgot , UBAH is also a four letter word.