Thursday 3 April 2014

Strange bedfellows and a bunch of bananas




Redhead offers a chirpy " Hi ! " to the our new dorm mate. German girl says " Hi ! " back and breaks into a smile.
She wasn't in the night before . Passed us at breakfast in a weird huff without making any eye contact.

Israeli girl : " And you are from ...? "
German     : " Germany "

The redhead's eyes almost pop out , her face changes. Turning from soft and bubbly into a hard fiery Hellish stare. Beezeejuls. 
Me , I'm taken aback cos I was happily watching those two getting to know each other initially.The eye language is a universal thing among us women. The German went like blank for a moment.Fact 3 of us went like blank for a while until miss centrefold stormed out of the dorm. Shit, what's going on. God.That was not only awkward, it was so darn scary and uncomfortable. We didn't talk. I knew she was upset, but I really didn't know what to say that would make her feel better.

Redhead returned about 2 hours later with a big bunch of bananas in a plastic bag after midnight. As we were both trying to get some sleep. She switched the lights on because she had some activities lined up there and then. Proceeded to rustle through the plastic bag and eat the bananas with her mouth open, chewing the sticky morsels very loudly .Think she went through 4 or 5 of them. Slowly. Took off her headphones so that the music beats would be very audibly heard through them . Rummaged through allllll her belongings. Paced the room while stomping her feet.Shaved herself with an electric shaver. All the while with the lights on. 

I didn't look. I tried to zzz but couldn't. I lay very , very stupidly still. I was scared the hell out of my wits.

After an eternity, Code Red decided to switch off the lights. 
( Well, it's about time ). 
But no, she wasn't done . Epilator came on again. Must be really hairy cos it went on for another lifetime. 
As a finale, she reached for her bag of bananas in the dark again. Ho yeah, she started pleasuring herself with all the slippery sounds flooding the room and infiltrating the darkest crevices of my brain. 
Only stopped after achieving an orgasm beside us in the dark. 
Aaaarrgggghhhh !!!! I screamed silently inside. 

Next day, I had to sleep in longer, coz I was dizzy but the German quickly packed up, said Bye to a very weak and feeble me and left for her new pad. I stayed on for a few more . Red took great care not to disturb me to show that her actions the other day were meant to exact some form of revenge on the enemy that never fought back. But the damage was done and I wasn't very fond of her especially after being mentally assailed in the dark with her unbelievably pornish gripping climax. 

Me, I never hostelled again after that. If I ever do and if these 2 nationalities ever share a dorm with me, I'll sleep elsewhere. No offence. Tq. You guys work it out yourself. 






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