Nasi Goreng Ahmad Maslan - Some of the funniest pics on the internet

Ahmad Maslan is a Malaysian politician who likes to cook and show his fried rice recipes via twitter.

So far, he has come up with 2 recipes that went viral .

 #1 : Nasi Goreng Tanpa GST 

Zero GST Fried Rice also known as Nasi Goreng Ahmad Maslan 

Nobody believed him of course. Plus such a heavily stained cooking pan means that the pan has not been used for a long time. 

Next , nobody in their right mind places whole chillies in the pan with stalks on.

 Boy scout cooking at its best. 

Next, he left out the soy sauce used to achieve this colour. Capped off with... more chillies with stalk on. 

#2 : Nasi Goreng Ridsect

So called by netizens because other than once again insisting 

that it was gst free, he placed an aerosol of insecticide next to the cooking counter

 The second recipe so inspired Malaysians ,  

they went wild and responded by posting up copycat pictures 

This combo from buasirotak.blogspot.com is by far the cutest. 

@Bernipu went as far as to add whole mangoes with sap and stalk on. Downy and insecticide spray can ready. 

How macho. 

@Irfanmahadi

awww a bottle of dishwashing liquid , toaster and vinegar with wires all over the place . 

Real Malaysian Macgyver this fella. 

Yet another twitter user.

Watermelon plus 2 electric kettles .

Dayak People Educated facebook page.

Shieldtox and Clorox with whole peeled potatoes and cucumbers . Super toxic and suicidal. 

@afifuze

Chillies with stalk on.

Judging from the looks of the fried rice underneath , this might actually taste good.

ecari forumer.

Whole unpeeled tomatoes , chillies with stalk on and lemons with skin on.

Jialat and kaulat.

@HilmyHaliman

prefers a gas tank.

Best decorated wok. 

Prawns. Looks yummy if you live to tell the tale that is.

@sey093

probably went to a foodcourt.

Creative 

@khairunnaim5

Tries a fish and bendi combo.

Rice has taken the shape of the styrofoam pack but the wok is grimy enough .

Pass !

Amateur analysts all had a field day finding fault 

or connecting his wisdom

(sel - sel otak yang tak berhubung )

Still others drew pictures 

If you feel like you want to mengahmadmaslankan your nasi goreng selfie ,  these are the most important items you should get hold of. 

1. Place a flamable , explodable and poisonous can of  aerosol next to your wok . Shows you've got some balls or telur .

2. A cat. To place beside the stove.

Hide it out of sight making sure the ears can be seen just a wee bit

3. Raw vegetables. Peeled but left whole with stalks on ,  to decorate the wok with. 

4. Leftover rice and ingredients from events , ceramahs  or buffets . That's the main trick in getting gst free fried rice. 

5. When posing , lightly upturn the right side of your collar this way ( which in his case went limp because he used too much softener in the wash)

6. Twitter ....you'll need a twitter account to make all this happen . 

Location : Malaysia lah where else ?