Sunday, 10 January 2016

The Penang man


Feeling naughty ; thus I'd like to broach this subject today .
While much has been spoken about Penang women , there is too little or hardly any mention with regards to the good attributes of the men from the island .

( yes I know that is a limited edition Daiso carp shopping bag but I'm trying to prove a point here )





1. They make the grade for desirable husband material .
A good catch if you land one . 

2. They're not afraid to be seen with the kids . They will think nothing of pushing old folks around town in a wheelchair . Very caring persona . Very family centred . Very duty bound. Very good heart .

3. Will also hold your handbag to ensure your safety . This is not a unique trait .
 Lots of men from other states will do this too .

4. Some of them tend to be very annoying but in an endearing kind of way , but that's what got your attention anyway right ? A standout comedian . Even if the jokes fall flat , they'll keep on at it till you agree to hook up with him just to get him off your back ( I'm kidding ) . Dearies , that plan will backfire and if he has set his sights on you , you are halfway in the bag headed to Georgetown where you will fall in love with the city he shows you and yabadabadoo ....he bungkoi you already .

5. Most of all , other than being rather tweakable ( if they come with minor or major flaws that is , you can still teach him ) , they are 24/7 like that Codrington Avenue fountain , always working , hardly out of order with a robust appetite for food ( whatever were you thinking of ? ) 

...haha...good Sunday to you 

Note : must be bred here , schooled here , close to family and hardworking before you get to witness all the above attributes

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