Tall dilemma

Up till now , whenever I enter Tall Boy's domain , I make damn sure there's a man escorting me right until the time I leave  .

So far , so good , until yesterday , when his big itch resurfaced  . The cover of my ugly , age adding , spectacles was finally blown , and he began to make his signature moves , a pattern of which I am fully aware of , which made me semi panic and break into cold sweat because this means the problem still remains and we are back to square one , once again . 

 If you say it was my fault for being friendly and chatty with him in the past , fine . I'm trying to rectify that right now by taking the koochi moochi's advise to completely ignore defella .

I don't look him in the eye anymore , there is no conversation between us and if I ever have to get something done through him , my entourage of wannabe bouncers will complete the task for me on my behalf .

It's been what ....2 months ? Or 3 ? 

 I have not spoken to him for months but as he demonstrated today by pacing my shadow like a stealthy panther , he just does not want to get it . He will not give up trying . My gawd .

Gave it some thought and came up with these 3 crappy reasons on why he behaves the way he does with me , auntie material .

1.  Maybe. Just maybe I look like the doppelganger of some female celebrity back in Myanmar .

2. He's desperate . Very , very desperate .

Or very , very lonely . 

3. Could be that he thinks I'm Sugar Mummy material since I'm obviously very , very old and he's very , very young .

4 . He's tired of living .  

He's so bold , he doesn't even care if hubs is staring straight at him . He's simply not afraid godamnit . 

Can't think of anything else . 

Can't seem to shake him off ! 

Anyone have any man repellant ?

It's really stressing me out .

Not the end .