Piko-Taro " This is the correct way " to hold a PPAP Pen tutorial

You should have seen the dance by now and as a result the song is stuck in your head .

However , the creator of this viral dance is pretty annoyed that we don't seem to know how to hold an apple pen nor a pineapple pen but not to worry , he understands perfectly how much the whole world is struggling to put the 2 together and he is ready to help .

Video link : Piko - Taro PenPineappleApplePen Tutorial

The link is on top but I will highlight below , some of the funniest penmanship parts no pen enthuasiast would have ever imagined they never discovered before . Be prepared to absorb the very detailed step by step instructions . 

This instruction video has hit millions of views already btw. 

Right . Here are the steps 

1. First , get a pen .

Any pen ....ballpen , fountain pen , pen-cil ...also ok .

2.  Hold the pen in your left hand

3 . Hold the apple in the other hand. The maestro demonstrates a special technique . It's not as cincai as you think it is .

It's called the Fritz Von Erich  

Iron Claw !!!!

4 . Now we get to the part that is going to free your soul .

The part where you use the pen to 

Stab The Apple 

( I swear he has to be Snow's White's stepdad if she ever had one )

5 . Don't forget to include the signature sound effect . 

Make the following sound when you plunge the writing instrument in .

UHH the fruit like you mean it !!!

6 . The detail most of us miss out on .

As you say " Apple Pennnnnnnn " with an evil satisfied look across your face cos you just killed it , 

you got to

Push It Forward .

Lmao !

7 . Next he shows us a proven way to hold a pineapple 

Why ?

According to Piko - Taro 

" You Can't Hold Pineapple Like This Cuz It Has The Bushy Part "

8 . Stab the pien-appur-pernnnn ruthlessly again and say

" Pineapple Pennnnnnnn "

9 . We come to what he admits is the

" The Tricky Part "

The main reason why Piko-Taro 

took time out to produce this very detailed yet enchantingly fascinating instruction video .

" This Is The Correct Way "

You can tell that he's annoyed that Some of us are not doing it right .

Thus , this is where you really need to check out the link above as it is sooooo complicated lolz

Once you've watched the video and mastered it....

BANG !!!

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen !!

10 .  Now dance  ! Uhh !