Female stalkers of sitting clucks

On the third try , I finally found some progress and success .

Yes boys , mama can finally bake a decent chicken now , with an aroma that is enough to make one feel like melting and dying of hunger  .

That prostrating position above , is somewhat like the unexpected spectacle I was privy to witnessing at ( you wouldn't believe it ) the local greasy chu cha outlet earlier tonight  .

You see , this makan place I was at , is so stuffy , kinda gross and seriously lacking ventilation , you'd never expect to see some hot and sexy Pinoys wandering in here just for a bite .

Not on your life ! 

But lo and behold , today of all days ( blame it on the Supermoon ? ) there they were .

Strutted past us , dressed in tiny hot pants , with their waist length hair swishing about in a most seductive manner . Eyes , head and body language trained in one direction only. 

Were we in Makati ? 

Nope. This was happening , right in front of me , in a horribly greasy kopitiam , right here in Penang .

Unbelievable if I didn't see it unfold before my very own 4 eyes .

Those girls were actually man stalking , hunting , a bunch of white boys who came in for some cheap beer and cheap Chinese food . 

How'd they get there ? Were they travelling around in a taxi ? Self driving ? Or were they part of a syndicate with a driver doing the drop off ? I didn't check .

So girls , all you singlettes out there , while you end up waiting for the right Malaysian boy to turn up and sweep you off your feet ,these girls are flying here to snare the unsuspecting white male that wanders into this region . They may make getting married ( I'm presuming marriage is what they want but we can't ignore the scammers either ) , seem like a piece of cake , but in reality ,

it takes a lot of hardwork ....

a heck of a lot of money to follow their intended marital targets around , as well as straight to the waist long black hair , also as little ( and tight ) clothing as possible . 

Oh and make sure those targets are drinking beer . Lots of it . 

Please don't get me wrong .

I'm not encouraging women to go do this , but I hope this serves as an eye opener to all the white caucasian males out there who are coming to this region .

You're a sitting cluck of a husband material , to an exotic looking foreign girl who is not from this country , without you even knowing it . 

Location : Penang