Sunday 27 August 2017

Dimsum detective


We popped into our usual dimsum haunt this morning in Georgetown .
Nothing very unusual about the bill , the only thing we did out of the norm was to pick a spot in a completely different part of the large dining area .




What you see circled above indicates our pot of hot Chinese tea .
Teh kun yam or something like that , his favourite .

Much later , I had to rescrutinise the bill ....



...because as I started looking around this particular area , this wall of pictures caught my eye .

Now , this is a pretty common sight which we can find pasted up on convenience store notice boards as well as supermarts and hypermarts all over the island .

But a dimsum outlet ?
Really ?
Are people now resorting to stealing dimsum for this to be warranted ?
Sure is news to me despite the pics having been posted up since the middle of last year !



Honestly , I tried my best to see what they actually did to deserve being on the wanted list .
Wasn't very clear here .


...nor here ...wondering what on earth this burly fella took / ate to deserve
9 whole frames to himself .
Phews !!!


Coming to this lady .
Gawd she's so radical , it's pretty obvious she put plates into her handbag .
Gawd how fishy is her bag gonna smell ? Unbelievable !


The old lady below also gets a whole nine frames .
Seems she did a takeaway and paid but I just cannot see what crime she committed .



Last guy gets the biggest blown up picture .
Maybe he really ate a lot .
Isn't this ridiculous ?




Anyway , a few of the staff explained that those ( now famous ! ) folks were dishonest and either hid their dimsum plates ( in their handbag ! ) / stole / etc etc ....gosh , what have we become when restaurant owners have to turn dimsum detectives eh ?

As we made our way out , I told him he'd better not adjust his crotch and I'd better not open my bag lest we be misunderstood as potential dimsum thieves .
In the eventuality the situation gets out of hand maybe we'll even have to go through security bag checks , scanners and detectors next ! 
Who knows yes ?

Location : Penang 

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