Yesterday evening, I received a call from one of the most googled numbers in Malaysian cyberspace 03- 27178000 relative of 03- 20357230 and other crappy lines . But of course, I didn't know that yet until later.
She : Are you miss so and so ?
Me : Yah, what is this about ?
She : launches into a Mandarin tirade of telemarketing pitch
Me : ( Krik krik krik krik )
She : ( stops to take a breath )
Me : I did not understand one word of what you just said to me. What is this about actually ?
She : Oh, if you cannot understand Mandarin, I can speak in Cantonese to you
Me : No, I can only understand English. What is this about again ?
She : I am calling from Ass Journeys
Me : WHAAAAATTTTT ??????
