Some bafoon credited $5 into my phone last night and called me 6 times to retrieve it. I'd left my phone in the car and when I finally got back in, he rang again. At first I couldn't make out if he was trying to scam me or made a genuine misake.
Bangla : Hello, can you give me back
Me : Give you back what ?
Bangla : The $5 I put in just now
Me : What $ 5 ? Where got ?
Bangla : Give me back ...boleh ?
Me : Excuse me, I am not a shop, you have the wrong number
Bangla : Are you, Malay or Indian ?
Me : Chinese, why ?
Bangla : ( pauses ) Can you give me back ?
Me : Dei !!! I am not a shop. Wrong number, wrong number...goodbye !!!!
And only then I check my messages . Holy sheet, someone did top up $5 into my phone
Embarassed, I call him back ( read : again without checking some details )
Me : Eh, really got wor.
Bangla : Give me back... Boleh ?
Me : ya, ya, wait let me try first
Bangla : Give me back
Me : can you wait, I need to figure this out first
Bangla : ok
And then only after putting down the phone do I discover his number is not the same telco company as mine. Sheesh...call back time ( wai em ai soh setupeed ? )
Me : Eh, our telco providers are not the same. Do you have another friend next to you whose number you can use ?
Bangla : ah ?
Me : ( have to speak in pidgin style now ) You have friend with 016 phone ? Your phone is 014 , I cannot transfer. any of your friend has 016 ?
Bangla : aaaaa....ya , ya
He proceeds to give me a number that sends me into deja vu. Holy crapadofalus the number is exactly like mine cept for the final digit
Bangla : 016 - 4444444 ( example )
Me : Ok lemme repeat it 016- 4444444
Bangla : Yes, give me back ...boleh ?
Me : Aiyo wait lar....
Bangla : Ok
After successfully transfering, I check with him
Me : Got ? ok ?
Bangla : Give me back... Boleh ?
Me : Dei!!!!! I just did, you better check properly!
Bangla : No, don't have...give me back boleh ?
Me : ( volcano going to erupt already ) What do you mean don't have ?
Bangla : Give me back ....boleh ?
Me : TAK BOLEH ! I don't care already. I already transferred it to the number you gave me just now. Goodbye !!!!!!!!!!!!
At this point I proceed to save his number under the name " GO DIE ". And then he calls me back
Bangla : EH !!!!! ADA ADA ADA, SUDAH ADAAAAAAAA
Me : @&£%#$¥€@&£%###$€¥+*^@&€### @!#%€$¥@@?%%#!!!!!
Bangla : ( hung up )
Moral of the story : next time it happens , I won't give you back... Boleh ?
2 comments:
hahaha...adoiii, macam-macam hal la. nasib baik you nak bagi dia balik. kalau tak, sampai malam pun dia dok call lagi...
Ya , ya, ahahaha betul tu . Ni dorg ni dah lah selalu confuse, kitorg pon turut karam with them. Wahahaha
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