Give Me Back .... Boleh ?

Some bafoon credited $5 into my phone last night and called me 6 times to retrieve it. I'd left my phone in the car and when I finally got back in, he rang again. At first I couldn't make out if he was trying to scam me or made a genuine misake.

Bangla : Hello, can you give me back

Me : Give you back what ?

Bangla : The $5 I put in just now

Me :  What $ 5 ? Where got ?

Bangla : Give me back ...boleh ?

Me : Excuse me, I am not a shop, you have the wrong number

Bangla : Are you, Malay or Indian ?

Me : Chinese, why ?

Bangla : ( pauses ) Can you give me back ?

Me : Dei !!! I am not a shop. Wrong number, wrong number...goodbye !!!!

And only then I check my messages . Holy sheet, someone did top up $5 into my phone

Embarassed, I call him back ( read : again without checking some details )

Me : Eh, really got wor. 

Bangla : Give me back... Boleh ?

Me : ya, ya, wait let me try first

Bangla : Give me back

Me : can you wait, I need to figure this out first

Bangla : ok

And then only after putting down the phone do I discover his number is not the same telco company as mine. Sheesh...call back time ( wai em ai soh setupeed ? )

Me : Eh, our telco providers are not the same. Do you have another friend next to you whose number you can use ?

Bangla : ah ?

Me :  ( have to speak in pidgin style now ) You have friend with 016 phone ? Your phone is 014 , I cannot transfer. any of your friend has 016 ?

Bangla : aaaaa....ya , ya

He proceeds to give me a number that sends me into deja vu. Holy crapadofalus the number is exactly like mine cept for the final digit

Bangla : 016 - 4444444 ( example )

Me :  Ok lemme repeat it 016- 4444444

Bangla : Yes,  give me back ...boleh ?

Me : Aiyo wait lar....

Bangla : Ok

After successfully transfering, I check with him

Me : Got ? ok ?

Bangla : Give me back... Boleh ?

Me : Dei!!!!! I just did, you better check properly! 

Bangla : No, don't have...give me back boleh ?

Me : ( volcano going to erupt already ) What do you mean don't have ? 

Bangla : Give me back ....boleh ?

Me : TAK BOLEH ! I don't care already. I already transferred it to the number you gave me just now. Goodbye !!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point I proceed to save his number under the name " GO DIE ". And then he calls me back

Bangla : EH !!!!! ADA ADA ADA, SUDAH ADAAAAAAAA

Me : @&£%#$¥€@&£%###$€¥+*^@&€### @!#%€$¥@@?%%#!!!!!

Bangla : ( hung up )

Moral of the story : next time it happens , I won't give you back... Boleh ?