Box big enough to cover even my ess

This 2 month old hamper was wayyyyy overdue for self collection . Never mind that, I was really impressed by the sheer mammoth size of it. 

Now, this is what I call Big 

I'm going ahead and posting this bad pic, no editing can rescue, just to show you what a big box it is, cos I'm already a big girl to begin with and this can just about hide my booty. Amazing. 

Man, I look like a dangdut retiree in need of a coffee break. 

Now if you'll excuse me, I wanna check if the contents are the same as what Ezna has.