Was looking for a new bikini at the swimsuit section , when a very persistent, inquisitive and um, extremely touchy feely sales promoter caused me to flee in a hurry.
Took a corner and lo and behold....what on earth is this ?
Is this a one piece push up dedicated to Mama Kardashian ? A wardrobe organiser or a safari corset ?
Oh.....it's a vest bag
Bag lady look updated.
Would I ever get this ? No. Reason ......he's getting funny frisky ideas already
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