Soon it will be holiday season and some of you will be descending on Sydney and among one of the must do activities is to go see a kangaroo.
Imagine if you are that kangaroo and have to put up with annoying humans wanting to touch you every other day. Who wouldn't be cranky right ? But you know , while the kangaroo may look like a soft toy , it can deliver a kick that can fly you to New Zealand free of charge. From what I observed , kangaroos in Sydney conservatories and enclosures , aren't particularly fond of Chinese people and white kids . Incredibly , it loves the attention Japanese women shower and cooooo away at them and that category of people are the ones that can single handedly get away with every kangaroo shot you ever wanted for yourself.
The rest of us will have to look out for these signs below.
1. The eyes are closed. Tail ramrod straight between the legs. Like it's gone for Anger Management Classes and is trying to find inner peace.
Only the brainless sasquatch would attempt to touch it. Oh wait a minute , that's me
2. Turning it's head to the side with mouth open as if it's warning to you back off.
You will be pulverised to a pulp if you push it too far .
3. Refusing to eat.
DO NOT force it to eat. Or you will bite the dust.
Oh lookeee , I still have my hand
4. By the time it does it, which is to stand on its
tail with legs up means you are probably done for.
If you didn't respect the 3 warning signs above , it will give you a hug and sucker punch the living daylights out of you with such a powerful kick who might have something dislocated internally.
Swifter and faster than MMA . Seen it happen to a tiny kid. Don't wanna talk about it.
Ok this is ok. Feeding , busy eating , alright , you may get closer so long as it doesn't show those 4 signs above .
Location : Australia
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