Soon it will be holiday season and some of you will be descending on Sydney and among one of the must do activities is to go see a kangaroo.
Imagine if you are that kangaroo and have to put up with annoying humans wanting to touch you every other day. Who wouldn't be cranky right ? But you know , while the kangaroo may look like a soft toy , it can deliver a kick that can fly you to New Zealand free of charge. From what I observed , kangaroos in Sydney conservatories and enclosures , aren't particularly fond of Chinese people and white kids . Incredibly , it loves the attention Japanese women shower and cooooo away at them and that category of people are the ones that can single handedly get away with every kangaroo shot you ever wanted for yourself.
The rest of us will have to look out for these signs below.
1. The eyes are closed. Tail ramrod straight between the legs. Like it's gone for Anger Management Classes and is trying to find inner peace.
Only the brainless sasquatch would attempt to touch it. Oh wait a minute , that's me