Monki - theatre of masks

Hubs walked into Monki today to look for me and got a shock of his life .

" There were 3 guys in there.... "

( this outlet is just next to 4 Fingers )

" they were hugeeeeeee !

at least 6 feet tall ...."

( someone is obviously short )

" What were they doing in there ? Were they actually looking for clothes ? Cos I looked everywhere and there was no menswear ! "

( at this point I started laughing )

I explained that yeah , they probably were searching for Diva wear .....you know those you see dressed to the  nines on a tacky stage in Pattaya ? Yeah those type of big guys . Which pretty much explains the wall of shredded foil curtains in the display window .

Actually I was shocked too .

There was so much Honky Tonk fashion everywhere ,tackiness , coupled with oversized fashion that makes skinny young girls look like they're bizarre bag ladies ,  I actually started looking in earnest for something more decent !

Basically how I found this monochrome midi skirt .

Called the All Over Face Print Skirt .

Somehow , I seem to have a penchant for wearing abstract faces on my bottom .

In this case it seems to be derived from the theatrical Thalia and Melpomene masks . 

In a nutshell , Monki has a number of loud clothes which I might return for . Plus there's currently a sale ongoing so do check it out if you're a fan of this Swedish retailer .