Bus from KLIA and KLIA2 direct to Paradigm Mall

Taking the bus is one of the cheapest options in Malaysia. Next to our world famous low cost flights of course. 

However, getting out from the airport can be quite a pain in the azz especially if you're prone to counting your pennies.

So unless you manage to hitch a free ride from one of the many friendly Banglas ( who are friendlier than us Malaysians these days and so much proud of the country not to mention more welcoming to foreigners , they make me take many looks at my grumpy self in the mirror )...yeah, it's ok..you can take the bus.

There are buses that go direct to KL Sentral , to Bandar Utama and I think to Ipoh even from the airport....and now, Paradigm Mall. However, I don't like to take the direct bus to KL Sentral due to some highway robbery reports way back ....still can't shake off the risk in my head. 

No , don't write Paradigm Mall off as just a shopping stop.

There's a feeder bus that can take you to the nearest LRT station which will take you to KL Sentral too. 

I've done this route before. It sounds crazy but it beats getting stuck in a cab especially if you are rushed for time.

Best part is, it goes vice versa. I've gotten my purse nicked before in KL Sentral therefore , I hope that explains why I much prefer to use this stop.

  

2 and a half hours to Budapest

So the charming gentleman at the counter stamped my ticket. 

The ride into Rome from Fiumicino

Dug out his camera and these showed up.

Goodie , you can now take a step back in time and hitch a ride with Mr Transporter and us

Potential real life The Transporter

Spend that 45 €.

What you will get is an Italian driver in a suit , receiving you in the arrival hall of the aeroporto. 

He won't ask you " What took you so long ? " but will tactfully rephrase it as 

"Baggage problem Madam ? " 

He might not be as young nor look like

Zayn Malik, in fact he might resemble a teacher / headmaster but that's ok because he will...  

be business like in his approach, keep his Etna temper in check, won't leave a trail of B.O. in his wake, plus if your partner farts, he won't wind down the windows nor turn and give you a Flying Spaghetti Monster stare.

Follow that modern day gladiator taking me to my  chariot.....