As the kids were up in the ice skating rink,
we headed downstairs for a bite.
Bread comes served this way,
with some soft and creamy butter rolls on the side.
Found that amusing, until I started eating it.
Smells like fermented rye with a rough texture.
Much prefer the outer shell to the soft centre.
Putting this on my hate list, next to kosher bread.
What we ordered actually possess multiple functions.
Pork.
While it looks thick and juicy,it's hard as a camel's rump.
Hard to saw, harder to swallow .
A sofa would be decidedly easier to chew than this.
If you like to play ping pong, this could double up as a spare bat.
If your opponent is winning just fling it at his/her head.
Sure die upon contact.
Chicken .
So dry and spectacularly tasty as fake plastic decor .
+___+
What a way to go out of this world man.
Beef.
Use the big ball of cream from the jacket potatoes to lubricate your throat before insertion .
Then,
Wave the rest of the cut, at a lion at the Dusit Zoo and watch it flee.
Verdict : awful
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