Buffalo crossing or Cow crossing

PLUS highway authorities have put up many Cow crossing signs along the North South artery. 

When they first appeared , we being city slickers were left scratching our heads .

In the first place , how did cows cut across the fencing to get onto the highway ? Maybe they jumped across ? 

Reference link : The Star 2012 article

A note of desperation

This is probably one of the funniest notes I've come across to date.
Apparently, this person, lost a whole bunch of stuff and is pleading with whoever found it, to return the important items . Doesn't mind about the phone.

The part about not throwing his stuff into the postbox because he doesn't have the key to open it, caused a loud guffaw to escape . Poor fella.

 

Desperate times call for desperate measures, or jottings rather, to stick on the wall. 

Reserved Parking for Kapchais ?

Unbelievable but true.

They've reserved two parking lots for these 11 motorbikes.

Crazy name for a mamak restaurant

I have no problem over the name

" Restoran Yunus Khan"

but I'm left scratching my head over the chinese word " Jiao sai" on the banner .

Roughly translated it means 

" Bird Poop"

Offensive or cautious ?

Either, they don't make chairs the way they used to,

or Penangites are getting heftier than ever.

One can't simply just sit on this chair.

Read the sign stuck onto the seat .

Small stall, Huge advertisement

 

Lots of hamper stalls sprouting up all over the place,

but this one literally takes the cake.

They're directly under a sign that screams  

" save ! Save ! SAVE ! "

 

 

Most annoying thing is, that they even went as far, as to place their chairs all the way out,

taking up one huge chunk of the road.

One of the weirdest named convenience stores ever

" Bu Zhi Dao" is a mandarin term for 

" I don't know "

Imagine, running a convenience store based on this name.

Don't Go On Stage...

This sign was staring me right in the face the entire time I was there, but I only noticed it after dinner

Why the need to put up this notice?

Began to scan the stage for answers.