A dollar store moment

I like trinkets and this reminds me of the watchman or nuns set of keys .

But there was no barcode attached and so I approached the first sales assistant that popped up on the aisle. 

Gate 302 - Atatürk Havalimani airport

When we first arrived here from KL , we had a shuttle waiting for us. The driver made me giggle because it seems at a certain point along the highway, they now have to keep to a 70 speed limit or risk a 500 lira fine. Such a funny guy. Maybe the Turkish highway patrol read my fast & furious blog post lol. 

Whatever.....

Denial to flattery

It seems that the tweenager son's schoolmates have been searching for me, yes me for gawd's sakes, me, his parent's facebook page account and later when they think they've found me, they call him by that name. 

So the dear gullible son comes home and confronts me 

" Hey, mom.....did you register your facebook name under a Zoey Lin ? " 

I vehemently deny it and then I start searching for an ogre that looks like Shrek's Princess Fiona. 

Man, I think I should be flattered, so far all that I've seen are thin, so sexy and hot. 

Those boys need someone to whoop their candy asses and oh boys.....if you happen to be reading this

" I am NOT Zoey Lin "

Midnight cheesecake

Went to the bank just now, to deposit some moolah into my sad , sad , dismal account.He dropped me off the front porch and I made my way up the stairs.

HONK HONK HONK

What's wrong with the caveman ? Bad enough I have to be on the look out for suspicious characters, I'll be back in just a bit. 

Push my way in, ignoring him totally.

Gawdamnit ,  did the bank finally do some reno ? 

Why'd they even bother, since everything looked just as old. 

Ah, there's a word for this... It's called songlap  ( crude internet speak for ill gotten gains through unfair tenders or contracts )