There is a Jenaka in the Celaka

For some reason or other , koochi moochi read this page out loud .

After my ears started bleeding 

, I snatched the book from him and then my eyes nearly popped out .

Found fault with the word

 " Kecelakaan "

 in this language guidebook meant for Chinese school students .

 Co written by a Malay lady and Chinese lady mind you , the word 

" kemalangan " would have been more appropriate . 

If both authors really found the need to utilise the word Kecelakaan , it shouldn't have been repeated so many times .

7 times to be exact . 

That's not just way too many times , that is plain and downright Celaka kali tujuh .

Caramel blues

First it was Lawin , now they're saying Haima is up next . As far as I'm concerned we're kind of feeling the effects too in Penang .

It's been two whole days of incessant rain and while it is nice and cold with Penang Hill covered in fine mist , I'm feeling a wee bit blue . 

Time to drag out my stash of nail polish and play around with some colours .

Blue polish . Maybelline Color Show Shocking Seas # 303 to be exact . Wow what logic . I am ditzy . I am . 

Yeah , I'm feeling pretty colourful lately , even took to wearing an indecent shade of orangey pink on my puckers lately . So not gonna show you . Because it IS truly indecent . Very wettish and icky at the same time .

Waterfall under a flyover

 So glad I went for my spa session yesterday and really so thankful that the weather was just so beautiful for me to snap pics of 

because whaddaya know , it's been pouring the entire day today .

Anyway , we went ahead and carried on as usual despite the strong winds and all that .

As we were making our way towards the airport , past the Tun Dr Awang Roundabout , this " waterfall " appeared right under the flyover .

The water didn't go through the downpipe but instead it flowed out from the expansion joint .

CHI The Spa - Rasa Sayang

It was blazing hot one minute with scattered showers the next but that did not matter as whatever the weather is like outside , this spot provides the perfect refuge for you to leave it all behind .

Sky catering meal options

It's never a pretty sight when a vegetarian flyer gets served a meat laden meal onboard .

There will be a volcanic outburst that could cause some minor turbulence should you be within earshot .

While I've never given much thought to it , I never realised that meals onboard aren't just confined to a 

" Would you like the fish / chicken / beef or vegetarian ? "

Imagine if the stewardess would have to rephrase that to the following ...

Asian Vegetarian ? Bland ? Child ?Diabetic ? Fruit ? Gluten free ? Hindu non vegetarian ? Low Calorie ?

Nope . I'm not finished yet .

There's more !

Low Fat , Low Cholesterol ?

Low Sodium ? Non lactose ? Oriental vegetarian ? Raw vegetarian ? Lacto ovo vegetarian ? Jain vegetarian ? Non dairy vegetarian ?