Was bragging to the koochi moochi the other day about me being able to shimmee shimmee yaya in high heels when I was young .
They may not have been dancing shoes but I sure was able to work them like Pitbull's stiletto donning dancers can .
Back then .
Need to emphasise back then .
Nowadays , I have turned into a wedge addict because of um , let's say , all that food gave me an issue with the centre of gravity .
