PUIIII from afar

First I squinted to get a better look at the number plates , then I giggled 

Jaw dropping poster

You never know what you will spot if you keep an eye open ( especially when your head is not buried in your phone )

And so , this poster caught my attention . 

Why ? Come closer and see for yourself .

A Mennonite reaction to muah at Bryant Park

Update 1.5.2017 : 

I'd like to thank blog reader Emi Girlcrafter for correcting me and bringing to my attention that these people are not Amish as I had earlier ignorantly presumed . They are Mennonites according to her . 

We learn something new everyday don't we ? 

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I whooped with joy when I chanced upon this group of Mennonite people singing hymns at Bryant Park . 

It's unbelievable ! 

I'm actually seeing them right in the middle of busy New York ! 

Foursquare lol listing

I lol-ed so loud when I saw the listing below . It is in Malay with some abbreviations .

Potpourri flowers are not for bathing

* Dear Indian Lady , I hope you're not a blog reader of mine but if you are , I'm sorry , I just had to pen this exchange down .

It was just too funny to let go * 

To the rest of you readers , this post is pretty long winded so although it means something to me , her and the other 2 characters , you might wanna skip this altogether .

Seasonal spring cleaning

That time of the year again . Thought these old bones of mine have gotten stiff .

Until I had to somehow climb upwards without the help of a ladder due to space constriction . 

And once I found out that I can still climb like a female Tarzan , wooooo....

did I feel empowered !

Bow wow

Oh the stray dogs in Penang , they lie in the middle of the road like this. Without a care in the world or the fear of being run over . Except this one is different.

He decides to take an OKU zone, my goodness. 

Backpacker on a pretty budget

Tramping around the globe on a budget doesn't mean you should miss out on some ( free ! ) beauty rituals.

He probably glowed like G - Dragon afterwards but I did not stay around to see the unmasking . 

Location : Bangkok

Ayam Bijan

There must be some spelling mistake.

This is a joke right ? 

The correct spelling is supposed to be Bijian which means Seeds as in Sesame Seed flavour . That comes with an " I ".....instead of Bijan.

Now, like most Malaysians , I too know who Bijan * is , thus when I first saw this just now I laughed so loud , I think I frightened one of the merchandisers . 

Don't believe me ? Go hunt this down.

* Bijan : a cyberspace coined nickname for Najib our PM 

A funny picture for your bad day

Found this so funny , I just had to copy and paste this picture . Taken from Dayak People Educated's facebook page I think the comments rolling in are even funnier.

Everybody knows him. He's like the single most powerful dude in Sarawak.

With his young Middle Eastern wife next to him , any wonder how he ended up with one button the way it is ?

Birthday prank

When I passed this car yesterday, I thought to myself.

" Awwww....how sweet ! The people must be having dinner inside and when they come out, this will be the surprise present waiting for the lucky guy "

Then as we were at the paybooth, I asked the guy in charge, if he knew what was going on. Because written on one of the balloons was a reference to a person's job position as a steak guy at a restaurant.

" Do'rang main ngan dia "

My face fell. 

This was not a present but a birthday prank.

Gosh. Not cool . So not cool. 

Majestic peacock's Forever Alone moment

If I am not wrong there are 2 or 3 peacocks on the prowl in the resort. When they are not prowling for Tongkat Ali root ( kidding ) they are prancing about to get the attention of the females ( not kidding )

Yesterday, this fella was not in the mood but today, he's feeling a bit raunchy, hot and steamy after hearing all the humans, romancing out in the huts , I mean chalets.

Sheep year - funny cushions

According to the Chinese animal zodiac

2015 marks the year of the Goat.

Sheep merchandise are cuter but this one is 

too funny not to share

Don't upload onto facebook

The seller pleaded with me not to upload this picture onto facebook or any food hunting site for that matter. Taken aback I asked him

" Why ? "

He gave me some bs about the dishes being not suited to everybody's tastebuds then turned to my Sunday breakfast partner and got so excited , halfway through he started speaking in Hakka ! Shake head ...hahahaha...

Went on about some Singaporeans putting a review about his stall on facebook . Couldn't catch if it was a positive or negative one.

Aerodynamic riders

These two were in the oddest position I've ever come across. 

Have seen groups of boys do the " Superman " stunt, something like planking , with their stomach flat on the seat of the bike, and their hands and feet positioned straight out like they were free falling, but so far I have not been able to capture that on camera.

Gross supermarket sells Coca-Cola in 4 PET sizes

Don't laugh at the name lol, we found some really nice honey, bread and fruits in here plus an eyeopening array of Coca-Cola PET bottles

Responded in the nick of time

Let's rewrite this letter in a more blunt manner shall we ?Just for fun. It wouldn't have sounded as polite as this....

....but closer to something like this .

The forbidden candy

I would not even have noticed this candy seller 

if not for one Japanese girl. She was posing with him and instructing her boyfie to snap them together quick. 

Now, what was it she saw in him. Either his candy is really good or .....let's find out.

I tell him I want one and hold my finger up like Rosmah heh heh. 

Paddling instructions were in Japanese

How clever of us to just go and line up for this little activity .

Nobody told us that there would be no instructions in English. Yeah, I know, you're in Japan but geez imagine if the rest of the crews life had depended on the two of us getting it right. 

Shake head. 

Ridiculous bill

 

 

By right, I should have gotten back RM4,962.70 to be exact for my measly RM37.30 purchase.

Woooo...imagine if I had insisted.

 

 

 

 

Not wrong to daydream eh ? Heh heh